I was reading this website this morning, while eating my breakfast.
Apple cinnamon oatmeal. I had to keep my brain functions separate - this part of the brain is eating, that part of the brain is reading, and they are not communicating with each other.
That is a skill that I have been developing for months and mostly comes from watching "How Clean Is Your House?" while I take my daily lunch break.
(Side note: wow, people are disgusting.)
So after reading about Mike the Headless Chicken, I decided that I am going to make the most of my day. I have a head. It has thoughts and feelings and things that make it happy.
I'm going to clean today, because a clean house makes my head happy, and because it gives me a feeling of superiority while I eat my lunch and watch disgusting television.
Thanks for the inspiration, Mike!
Now let's all go and put the gift of life to use today!
P.S. - If I lived in Colorado, I would ABSOLUTELY be attending the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival this weekend, because it sounds like tons of fun. And like they say on the website, attending this family event is a NO BRAINER!
How funny that I read this while I ate my breakfast this morning too - not so healthy as yours though... strawberry poptart.
ReplyDeleteSince when do you eat oatmeal?
Have fun cleaning your house!!!! :)
A clean house always makes me feel better -- my house cleaned by someone else would make me feel great!!
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ReplyDeleteI would so be at the Headless Chicken Festival too. I run around half my life like a chicken with my head cut off, it would be nice to celebrate that skill!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your head feels better, and I hope your superiority was at an all time high during lunch today!
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