Friday night, Andrew and I went on a date with about thirty other people. The monthly cruise night with the V-Dub Club of Northern Utah.
Andrew loves his bug. It is old, it is smelly, it is a money sucking beast with a really loud motor. The neighbors love to comment that they heard my husband leave for work again this morning! (So far none of them have offered to buy us a quieter car, so they can bite me.)
My relationship with Andrew's bug is better these days. I used to hate it because it never ran for more than a week without needing a new fuel pump or transmission. But since it was worked on this last spring, it has been so well behaved that I would almost go so far as to call it reliable.
But not quite.
Anyway, back to the date.
You can't take a parade of 20 V-Dubs on the freeway without at least one breaking down. Especially when it's 100 degrees outside. You just plan for it, and then it's not irritating. It's funny.
And even though a lot of people think that Volkswagens are just smelly hunks of rusted metal that are polluting the earth and waking them up too early in the morning, there are plenty more who appreciate their coolness. We got lots of honks and thumbs up on this cruise, and I swear that none of the fans looked like pot-smoking hippies.
During the course of this evening with the V-Dub Club, we came to the realization that Andrew seems to be the only member who has not yet named his car. This became a problem for me, because if I'm going to start loving this car, it must have a name so that I can call it something besides "That Piece of Shit".
And that's where the Very Serious Contest comes in.
Andrew needs some name suggestions. We decided to get them from all of you! Aren't you honored? All you have to do is leave a suggestion in the comments section, and Andrew will select a winner. The winner will receive a prize. I cannot tell you right now what it is, because it's a secret, but rest assured that it represents the spirit of what we're naming. (I can tell you though, that it is better than both a beer bottle opener or wife beater tank top!)
Here are the specifics of the bug:
(Andrew's car is the one on the right, but he wishes it was the one on the left.)
Year, Make, and Model: 1963 Volkswagen Beetle
Color: Purple or Blue depending on the light and who you ask. I say it's purple, but Andrew says it's blue. I can see that, I suppose; like in the daylight it's purple, and in the black of night you could call it blue if you wanted to and no one would be able to prove you wrong. Interior is black.
Birthplace: Germany (If you didn't know that, you should probably hang your head in shame.)
Kick-butt Motor Specifics: 2110 cc (2.1 liter), approximately 140 horsepower; in other words, loud and fast, as long as it's not laid up with a clogged fuel line.
Contest will be open until Sunday, July 25th, 2010, when Andrew will choose a winner and I will announce the most awesome prize. Multiple entries are encouraged.
Have fun!
Fun!
ReplyDeleteHow about "Midnight Tulip"?
Or how about "camo" for camouflage (you know what with all the cool color changing)?
ReplyDeletehmm...purple and blue...how but Bruiser? or The Bruise?
ReplyDeleteStanley! :)
ReplyDeleteMy first thought is "The Purple Ninja" cause, you know, it's stealthy and stuff.
ReplyDelete"Ticking Time Bug" y'know for ticking time bomb.
ReplyDeleteThe Purple Money Eater
ReplyDeleteBetter than the Van
ReplyDeleteA Nice Attempt
ReplyDeletePeezOChite
ReplyDeleteBetween my ass and the street
ReplyDeletePurple People Mover
ReplyDeleteBetter than yours
ReplyDeleteLook you this good when 47 you are?
ReplyDelete(Purple Jedi)
ReplyDeleteMace Windu
ReplyDelete'ol 63
ReplyDeleteBecause I love Mad Men, and it's set in the 1960's, I think he should name the car Freddy or Francine or Trudy or Salvatore or Joan or Roger. All character names from that show.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why but it looks like Floyd. Or possibly Hendrix.
ReplyDeletejohn
ReplyDeleteMUFFY
ReplyDeleteTIMMEH!
ReplyDeletegeorge
ReplyDeletepaul
ReplyDeleteringo
ReplyDeleteBUGGIE
ReplyDeleteCARTMAN - REALLY KART MAN
ReplyDeleteDEVIL WOMAN!
ReplyDeleteBOOGIE
ReplyDeleteBOOGER
ReplyDeleteGOOBER
ReplyDeleteBUGLY
ReplyDeleteTINKIE WINKIE
ReplyDeletePRIDE OF THE GAY
ReplyDeleteBARNEY (THE DINOSAUR)
ReplyDeleteJust saw this post...love the bug!! Man, you probably saw tons of people slugging each other when the whole VDub club went by!!
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of Indigo + Roadster so: Indigoadster.
ReplyDeleteValerie! It is a name from the 60's, the VW is purple, & my baby sitters name was Valerie. However, she used to smoke & call boys..I was very young.
ReplyDeleteI am a good judge of character...it looks like a Valerie. Hence using the "V" in Volkswagon..just saying.
Ben says "Speckledorf" It means: When one is cheated from his money or goods.
ReplyDeleteVictor
ReplyDeleteCarl- by Ben
ReplyDeleteVirginia
ReplyDeleteAntwan, antonio, addie. by Ben
ReplyDeleteHere are some German names:
ReplyDeleteWilbur
Von
Valdo-means powerful ruler
Velma-love this one!
Viveka- Means little woman! Haha
Zelda
Trudy-means beloved..oh yeah!
Unisex German Names:
Gerry
Lou
Henning
Charlie
Bailey
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR
ReplyDeleteDepends on what Andy is trying to convey when he drives it...
ReplyDeleteHow about:
* Pride Ride ('cause it's purple)
* Dragster ('cause it's purple)
Or, non-gay related names could be:
* The Mistress/Other Woman ('cause she's expensive, tempermental, and he gives her lots of attention)
* Furple (... I don't know why)
* Badwagon
* Looooove Machine ('cause I know what I'd do in it)
* Streaker ('cause it's fast)
Brigitta
ReplyDeleteMarta
ReplyDeleteLiesl
ReplyDeleteI think he should name it "David Kestner" because he suggested Tinkie Winkie & Pride of the Gay. I'm still laughing...
ReplyDeleteOr name it after the person with the best suggestion. Huh? huh?
The Phantom or just Phantom
ReplyDeleteGracie...cause it is by grace that your wife is still married to you and the bug.
ReplyDeleteMillenium Falcon
ReplyDeleteFalcon
Flash
Seaya, Seeya,Ceeya
Hulk shorts
Purple Hermie???
ReplyDeleteShartmobile
ReplyDeleteBlue Flame
Purple Nurple
ReplyDeleteOh wait...that's something else! ha
The Dark Knight
ReplyDeleteLove Katie's idea (Bruiser)! I'm thinking:
ReplyDeleteSassy
Peg
Mabel (my favorite old lady name)
Vubbie
My dad has a '59 Studebaker with flames that he calls "Flamin' Stu"..no, he's not gay.
But Stu is flamin'
ReplyDeleteBlue Moon, cause it works 100% once in a blue moon.
ReplyDeletebugster
ReplyDeletethe pit....money pit
ReplyDeletelove machine
ReplyDeletethe other woman
ReplyDeletebob the bug, pug the bug, bob the blue bug
ReplyDeleteblue hole....that You pour money into
ReplyDeletebugger (I guess that's way inappropriate considering what it means in Europe. Too bad though. I guess you could settle for booger.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I need to tell you that we (meaning my husband) had a VW Van we bought the 2nd year of our marriage. I HATED that thing. It smelled like old people and battery acid -- which is my chief complaint about Volksagens. The smell and the leg room (and I'm 5' 2"). Every single person in my family owned one when I was growing up -- grandparents, aunts, cousins, mom, brother, sister. Everyone one but me. Hence the name -- booger
Ooh, ooh! I want to win! By the way, I totally ignored all the stuff about motor specifics. All I need is a color, baby.
ReplyDeleteBilly Blue
The Tank
The Blue Ninja
Battlestar Bug
Beetlejuice
The Exterminator
I loved PeezOchite! That made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteLazurus and Madame Bluberry are great, too. There are so many great names on the list. Good luck choosing!
Andrew's Achiles!
ReplyDeleteSaint Frances
ReplyDeletealso known as Francesca Bussa de' Leoni
She is the patron saint of motorists. It is said that when she traveled at night her guardian angel lit the road before her with a headlight-like lantern to keep her safe in her travels.
Sounds like you could use some of that.
Stinkenden Tier
ReplyDeletemeans "smelly beast" in German
Ohmigosh. Are you giving away a baggie full of pot?! ;)
ReplyDeleteEr...now I'm not sure, since I've said that, if I should enter. I'm gonna look like a pot smokin', scrub wearin, mama of 5!
Okay...I'll be a sport and enter...
Vinnie Walker Bug...aka V-Dub Bug.
Okay, I did some Google searching, and I found songs from 1963.
ReplyDelete"Blue Velvet" by Bobby Vinton was a hit, so "Blue Velvet," or "Velvet," or "Vinton."
Then, keeping the German in mind, I came across "Danke Schoen," which is thank you in German. It was recorded by Wayne Newton, so I like "Newton."
There was a song named "Stewball," and that just made me laugh. So I have to suggest that!
They're all a stretch, but it's nice when there's a little pop culture history involved.
We name all of our cars! We recently traded in my husband's beloved truck for a family-mobile. The runner-up was Axel. The car reference is obvious, but my husband also liked the reference to Guns 'n Roses. I think he wanted to be able to sing "Welcome to the Jungle" every time he loaded the kids up in the car.
ReplyDeleteWrong decade, I know, but food for thought...
Sheesh. Go David Kestner, go!
ReplyDeleteI suck at naming cars. I think my husband named one of his cars Hitler, once. That's German.
Or Olga.
Or Megatron.
Or Beaverton.
Okay, I'm not even going to try. I suck.
Helga
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow about:
The Schwartz (as in may the Schwartz be with you) :)