The Life Of Drew

This is my record of Drew's life from about a year ago, maybe a little more:

Today in the life of Drew:

7:15 Wake up. Pound on bedroom door until someone lets me out.

7:30 Scream until someone gives me a cookie.

8:00 Brush teeth by dipping toothbrush in toilet.

8:02 Receive thorough hand scrubbing.

8:10 Drink milk out of cereal bowl, dump a bunch on my shirt, throw cereal bowl containing all the cereal onto the floor.

8:25 Help Ethan find his shoes. I love shoes.

9:00 Listen to mom's ipod, scream when she takes it away because there are no more appropriate songs for one-year-olds on it.

10:00 Take apart the toy Cameron has been building.

10:02 Receive stern lecture.

10:30 Climb onto kitchen counter and apply butter to a new package of socks that dummy Mom didn't put away.

10:31 Receive spanking.

10:33 Put new socks in trash.

10:34 Receive spanking.

11:45 Eat two bites of corn dog.

11:46 Cry until Ethan trades me his bologna sandwich for my corn dog.

11:47 Smash bologna sandwich on carpet.

11:50 Give Trent tonsillectomy with corn dog stick.

11:51 Watch Mom freak out. Joy radiates from me.

11:52 Grab bread bag from counter and try to squish it all while Mom makes sure Trent hasn't died.

12:00 Take nap. Why does Mom look so happy?

Now for a day in the current life of Drew:

8:30 Wake up, make way into living room and babble incoherently about Max and Ruby and Poptarts.

10:00 Play outside.

10:15 Listen to Mom tell me if I take my clothes off outside again she'll spank my naked butt.

10:16 Run naked to the front yard to see if I can make Mom's entire head explode.

10:17 Be dragged inside by Mom to get what was coming to me.

10:20 Dressed again, color at kitchen table.

10:22 Color ON kitchen table.

10:24 Pee into kitchen trash can.

10:26 Feed crayons to Trent.

10:30 Leave crayons and paper on table, run outside, get naked.

10:35 Caught again. Run from camera. (And spanking)



11:00 Beg for snack of straight sugar. Licorice, gummy bears, or Airheads will do just fine. Forget the banana.

11:30 Poop in the kiddie pool.

12:00 Eat lunch. Grapes will be cleaned off of plate, sandwich shall remain untouched.

12:30 Back outside to play. Naked.

1:00 Gaze into Mom's eyes and know that she is reminiscing the days that I still took a nap.



In case you noticed, I really can't bear to record an entire day.

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