A Tragedy

Every once in a while I find that my Sony Walkman (I'm not cool enough for the Apple brand crap) and my precious Skullcandy have gone missing.  The kids are usually guilty.

On the most recent occasion I found both items here:

Drew knows how to turn it on, but not how to select a song.  Consequently, he landed on this:

...and not knowing how to skip it, he fell asleep listening to a woman reading Shakespeare.  Who's kid is this??