I Will Now Waste Three Minutes Of Your Life.
- At about 2:30 this morning a noise woke Andrew and I up at the same time. I said to him, "I was being shot at in a police stand-off in New York City." He responded with, "I was lighting my farts on fire." My dreams are so much classier than his.
- DQ should offer refunds when their soft serve comes out foamy, not try to hide it with extra chocolate syrup.
- T-Mobile wants to reward me for 5 years of loyalty (through numerous bouts of zero coverage) by offering me the same plan I'm on for the same money and still making me pay for new phones. Now I am going to check AT&T because I'm sure they aren't jerks. Not in the beginning anyway.
- Andrew has banned me from picking anymore blueberries.
- I'm still sad that Netflix decided to be poop-heads. T-Mobile must have given them lessons on how to reward their loyal customers. So I'm cancelling my Netflix and we're going to get satellite instead. I do miss TV. I never thought I'd say that.
- School clothes shopping: Done. But why are so many kids already back in school? What happened to starting after Labor Day? It's still summer, hello?
- In about two years all my kids will be old enough to go on camping trips with just Dad, leaving me home alone for at least 24 hours. Tonight, while they are all kung-fu fighting on my bed, (and I'm pretty sure the box spring is now broken...or maybe I did that...by jumping on it - not what you were thinking), that possibility is incredibly exciting. Cause dude. 24 hours alone. I'm not even sure what I'd do with all that time. Except for cherish it, of course.
- We still have three more weeks of summer. Have not seen the temperature hit 92 yet. How weird is that?
- Tonight I'm going to bed at nine. I will likely be too excited about being in bed to actually sleep. But if I'm lucky, Andrew will share the nail-biting plot of his dreams with me in the middle of the night again. I can't wait!
I had to go to Boston to experience hot weather and then all I did was complain.
ReplyDeleteThat would be the advantage of having all boys - sending them camping w/dad. I don't think my girls will go for it.
We finally got BELOW 92 today. It was 83 and Blake insisted on wearing a jacket outside.
ReplyDeleteWe've had 16 days in a row over 90. It's not all it's cracked up to be. It is MISERABLE.
ReplyDeleteI love back to school shopping. Hope they got all they need.
When do they go back to school?
I'm quite thrilled that we haven't hit 90 yet this summer. Not having a/c makes you appreciate cooler summers. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm bummed about Netflix too. Thanks for reminding me to switch my plan on that!
Your dreams vs Andy's dream are hysterical!
Every year, our ward has a father-son campout. It's the best night of the year! I think this year I celebrated by watching all 6 hours of Pride and Prejudice in a row.
ReplyDelete"a noise woke Andrew and I up at the same time"
ReplyDeleteJudging by Andrew's dream, I'm pretty positive you were both awoken by a particularly thunderous bout of flatulence. You're a lucky gal.
T-Mobile and Netflix - what a bummer!!!! And I'm sad school starts so early here down south. I can't believe the kids are coming Monday!!
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