Originally, I started my day with a sweet little Five Question Friday, but I find that my mood is better suited for some flip offs. I've never done one before because I know my mother would not want to find me here flipping anything/anyone off. But since I talked about my vagina against a car window earlier this week I figured I'm already in trouble.
I really need to flip off the guy who stocked the soda vending machine at Wal-Mart. Dr. Pepper and Diet Coke are not the same thing. Diet Coke has no business coming out of the slot when I specifically pushed the button for Dr. Pepper. Vending Machine Stocker - you really know how to ruin a girl's day. Flip-off!
To my child who continues to pee on the floor by the toilet, flip-off. And I'll figure out which one of you it is, too.
Head colds. Flip-off. And because I'm in the mood - I am giving my husband the bird, too, for making me drink peppermint tea. It was nasty.
And to the laundry - flip-off. I hate you.
Hey - I actually do feel a little better now. And, I just saved a ton of money on therapy.
That's what we're here for. My towels aren't taunting me from the basket anymore--they are stuck in the dryer, clean but I can't see tehm--out of sight out of mind--right?
ReplyDeleteYep - I second, third, and fourth the laundry flip off. I HATE folding clothes!!! If it were just a load of towels, I would have no problem. But it's not. It's 15 loads of little baby laundry. With little tiny socks and onesies and bibs and diaper covers. One load of that crap takes me an hour to fold and it drives me crazy!!! That's why we live out of laundry baskets for most of the week.
ReplyDeleteThere - I feel better now too. Thank you!
Vending machine mishaps are the key ingredient to a shitty day. For real.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know it is one of the kids and not your husband?
ReplyDeleteDiet Coke for Dr. Pepper equals crime against nature!!
ReplyDeleteBethany, I share your disdain for the stupid soda machine refiller dude. Seriously, there is NOTHING that a Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper have in common. I almost had to take a heart pill when I read that.
ReplyDeleteDr. Pepper is one of a kind. One. Of. A. Kind. That guy would get a nut-kick from me.
ReplyDeleteCan I flip off my stupidity for trying to subscribe via e-mail on your site for a second time? I'm such a moron.
i love peppermint and i love tea but when it's hot peppermint tea it's effing nasty. i make iced tea infused with fresh mint and that's GOOD.
ReplyDeleteoh yay someone who wants to watch zombie movies!
funny ones are Shaun of the Dead and Dance of the Dead. Easily scared people can watch those and be ok, they are comedies.
basically if a movie ends with OF THE DEAD i am going to watch it.
not all zombie movies are created equal, i am a zombie movie snob.
Dawn of the Dead (remake) is my favorite followed by Land of the Dead and the 28 days/weeks later movies.
While you are flipping people off, would you mind flipping off my dog who's been sick for 7 days straight. I've cleaned my carpets 4 count-em 4 times in the last 5 days. I'm so sick and tired of scraping up poo I can hardly stand it.
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it's your kids?!
ReplyDeleteAnd that soda man needs to be shot - that is an egregious offense.