Thursday, August 26, 2010

Surely I'll Make Friends With This One

I've hit the wall.  I'm on my second wind.  I had a minor break-down yesterday, but now I'm all revved up and there's no bedtime in sight for me.  So here I am, Thursday night, bloggin' out a Five Question Friday that will surely contain no self-censoring.  I feel like I've snorted a pixie stick, and man, am I jonesin' for a chimichanga.

Here we go!
 
1. How many pets do you have?  Yeah, like I need that in my life.  In fact, I wrote a post about this pet issue that sums up my feelings in something like 35 quick paragraphs.  You should read it.  No one else did.

2. If you could switch places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?  I would switch places with Lindsay Lohan.  And I'd spend the whole day slappin' myself.

3. What is your favorite money saving tip?  Don't marry a metro-sexual clothes-horse.

4. What do you want your kids to be when they grow up?  Well, obviously, I'd like them to be rich and famous so that they can support me in my old age.  But in reality, it would just be nice to have kids who could save you a bundle with their free-services; a doctor, a dentist, a mechanic, and a mortician/make-up artist.  I know, I threw you on that last one.  Mortuaries rock, (as long as you don't have to babysit in one), and I think it would be pretty funny to have my kid do my make-up when I'm dead.  He could paint my eyelids to look like they were open, and it would scare the crap out of everyone at my viewing.  Little kids would have nightmares, people would laugh...it'd be such a great party.

5. What is your favorite quote?
"So shines a good deed in a weary world."  - Mr. Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) 1971 
 
Click the button below to read Mama M.'s answers and play along!
 

20 comments:

  1. That would be awesome to have eye balls painted on your eye lids!

    Hang in there, hopefully the weekend will provide some rest for you.

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  2. Don't marry a metrosexual clotheshorse. Fabulous!

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  3. Oh my goodness, THANK YOU for making me laugh today. Your answers were awesome!

    I'm glad someone agreed with my #2. Hopefully I won't receive a huge backlash. LOL

    Have a wonderful weekend!

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  4. between your comments and this post, I'm DYING over here! I just tweeted this post!

    1. I'm married to a metro clothes-horse, so I understand.

    2. the painting your eyelids open?!? only a genius would think to say that!

    3. I would help you become LILo if you promised to slap yourself all day!

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  5. My husband has more pairs of shoes than I can count. And yet once a month he says "Man, I really need some new shoes."

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  6. Well, I was going to send you my puppy, but I see that won't work now. And I think you may be on to something with this whole painting-eyes-open thing....maybe that's the way to convince people we aren't REALLY exhausted??

    Snorting pixie stix!! You crack me up. I did eat the entire big box of Runts from my basket yesterday....wish you were here.

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  7. I need your address. I have 2 dogs to get rid of, and since you don't like dogs either, you cuold accidently "lose" them for me.

    I'm gonna go work on painting my eyelids to look open now - thanks for the idea!

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  8. Love your sassy answers here, MIssy. Is that the real you or is that just the Pixie Stick talkin'?

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  9. Oh, I'm a sarcasm lover! Or a sarcastic lover, not sure.

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  10. That's outrageous, I want to follow you, and the button doesn't want to work! ;(

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  11. Hysterical answers! I would love to have some doctors, dentists, etc in my family... i would totally use them!

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  12. Me too with the minor breakdown the last couple of days. I hope I get my second wind soon!!!

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  13. You should NOT censor more often!

    Pearl

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  14. I think of all the 5 question fridays I've ever read, this is my favorite!

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  15. Step.away.from.the.pixie.stick!!

    Hahaha...you are too hilarious. I just love these.

    And I totally knew that was a Willy Wonka quote before I even read the end. Does that make me weird. I can just hear Grandpa Joe and Charlie now...

    I never dreamed that I would climb
    Over the moon in ecstasy
    But nevertheless, it's there that I'm Shortly about to be..

    Cause I've got a golden ticket
    I've got a golden chance to make my way..

    And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day..

    Why yes...I do know that song by heart!

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  16. So... I'm guessing you know #3 from experience? :). And I wish I had someone who did hair and nails professionally in the family! Good luck raising that mortician :)

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  17. I read your pet post, before this, and I think, it is possibly the best thing you wrote I've read!
    ~Laura

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  18. Loved, loved your answer to #4! LMAO

    Have a great weekend.

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  19. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you had me at chimichanga. Verde, por favor.

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  20. Yes, I too would be Lindsay Lohan for a day. I'd stand side by side with you, slappin' myself. That way, she'd get double slaps! Loved the post.

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