Surely I'll Make Friends With This One

I've hit the wall.  I'm on my second wind.  I had a minor break-down yesterday, but now I'm all revved up and there's no bedtime in sight for me.  So here I am, Thursday night, bloggin' out a Five Question Friday that will surely contain no self-censoring.  I feel like I've snorted a pixie stick, and man, am I jonesin' for a chimichanga.

Here we go!

 

1. How many pets do you have?  Yeah, like I need that in my life.  In fact, I wrote a post about this pet issue that sums up my feelings in something like 35 quick paragraphs.  You should read it.  No one else did.

2. If you could switch places with anyone in the world for one day, who would it be?  I would switch places with Lindsay Lohan.  And I'd spend the whole day slappin' myself.

3. What is your favorite money saving tip?  Don't marry a metro-sexual clothes-horse.

4. What do you want your kids to be when they grow up?  Well, obviously, I'd like them to be rich and famous so that they can support me in my old age.  But in reality, it would just be nice to have kids who could save you a bundle with their free-services; a doctor, a dentist, a mechanic, and a mortician/make-up artist.  I know, I threw you on that last one.  Mortuaries rock, (as long as you don't have to babysit in one), and I think it would be pretty funny to have my kid do my make-up when I'm dead.  He could paint my eyelids to look like they were open, and it would scare the crap out of everyone at my viewing.  Little kids would have nightmares, people would laugh...it'd be such a great party.

5. What is your favorite quote?

"So shines a good deed in a weary world."  - Mr. Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder) 1971 

 

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